Where’s My Keys?

Where's My Keys? - Book cover.

You’ve lost something. Maybe it’s your keys, maybe it’s your wallet, maybe it’s that little thingy that’s supposed to hold your earring on. Whatever you’ve lost, this book can help you find it.

Where’s My Keys? is not trying to make you a better person. It’s not trying to improve your memory or make you better organized. It’s just here to help you find your stuff.

Inside this book you will find answers to the following questions:

Where’s my phone?
Where’s my calculator?
Where’s my glasses?
Where’s my watch?
Where’s my notepad?
Where’s my passport?
Where’s my flashlight?
Where’s the remote control?
Where’s my other shoe?

You know you can trust the answers because they were written by a guy with a Ph.D. Or, if you don’t trust science, you know you can trust Jason because he claims to have supernatural powers. Either way, Jason can help you find your stuff!

Frequently asked questions:

Q: Seriously ?
A: No. The book is mostly tongue-in-cheek. Even so, there’s a good chance it will work.

Q: How can you offer such an amazing book at such a low price?
A: Thanks for asking.

Q: Where is my spleen?
Q: Where is my gall bladder?
Q: Where is my pancreas?
A: These are internal organs. Do not go looking for them! Your spleen for example, is busy doing spleen things and does not want to be disturbed.

Q: Wow! You’ve answered all my questions! What should I do now?
A: Read this book and find your keys.

Updated: 30 Jan 2020 — 13:24